A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half-

A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half-
cocked.

Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!"

Why does Jeff the Chef sing when he eats a sandwich? "My
baloney has a first name..."

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