Jeff invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said,

Jeff invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room
eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said, "You know,
Jeff, I don't really like your friends."
Jeff replied, "That's O.K., mom, just eat your vegetables."

Yeah mom, I've got a bone to pick with you tonight.

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