A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The
mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get
her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for
her.
Mom: So.... now that you've started dating, what's it like getting intimate
with young men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never care
if intimacy isn't working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for mothers
and daughters to talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what dating
boys was like for me, believe me, I remember.
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair?
mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get
her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for
her.
Mom: So.... now that you've started dating, what's it like getting intimate
with young men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never care
if intimacy isn't working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for mothers
and daughters to talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what dating
boys was like for me, believe me, I remember.
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair?
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