Tarzan Was Swinging Through The Jungle. He Swooped Down Into A Clearing And Where A Beautiful Girl Was Standing.

Tarzan Was Swinging Through The Jungle. He Swooped Down Into A Clearing And Where A Beautiful Girl Was Standing.

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Tarzan was swinging through the jungle. He swooped down into a clearing and
where a beautiful girl was standing. "Me Tarzan! Who you?" he grunted.
"Jane," the beautiful girl cooed. "What whole name?" Tarzan demanded.
Embarasssed, she replied, "Cunt."

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