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• Three married couples, aged 20,30,40 years old, want to join the Orthodox Church of Sexual Repression.
  Near the end of the interview, the priest informs them that before they can be accepted they will have to pass one small test....
• This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
  About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
  The father asked him the nature of this - to which he replied "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her....