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• There was a young lady from Kew Who said, as the bishop withdrew, Oh, the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And four inches longer than you.
• A message from the depths of Hell!
• The responses below mention the following works (a few added)
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• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
  On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
• How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
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• The Gravy Ladle An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner.
  During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was....
• A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast....
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....