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  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• The number you have reached is not in service !
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
• Recorded phone company message saying number is disconnected playing in the background while the owner is arguing with it like thi
  Hey don't say that, it is connected .. No please, I paid all my bills ....
• The number you have reached ..." Precinct commander Lt.
  Harry Uncapher, quoted in "The South Whidbey Record" of Whidbey Island, Washington, on why his police station has an unlisted phone numbe...
• Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
• Ring, Ring: The number you have xxx-xxxx (your number) has been changed, the new number is xxx-xxxx (again, your number).
  CULATA!...