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- You have reached the number you have dialed.
Please leave a message after the beep... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message,
please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your... - I taped theoperator saying "we're sorry.
The number you have reached has been disconnected... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - imitating Mr. Rogers]
"Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now,
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name... - E'llo."
"My name is Inigo Montonya."
"You killed my father."
"Leave your name and number,
and prepare to die." ... - It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you,
the caller. That's right, you get to leave your name...
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