My favorite that I have heard as an answering machine message is also
>from this movie. My friend recorded the section that goes something
like:
"I'm writing the definative work on pain, and I would like you
to tell me how the machine makes you feel. Remember, be honest. This
is for posterity."
>from this movie. My friend recorded the section that goes something
like:
"I'm writing the definative work on pain, and I would like you
to tell me how the machine makes you feel. Remember, be honest. This
is for posterity."
Related:
- I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because
no matter how legitimate my illness,
I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - cars and driving ---
For a while I didn't have a car.
I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just... - This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they...
From the same category:
- Rl prgmmrs
dnt nd... - Impure Mathematix
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Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue,
young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that... - An Israeli was sitting between two Arabs on a long airplane flight.
He had just removed his shoes and gotten comfortable... - There once was a chap named Perlmutter
Who late one night was heard to utter,
"If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands... - Q. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye shot him.....
