This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your
name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach
you, and I'll think about returning your call.
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your
name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach
you, and I'll think about returning your call.
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After the tone, think about your name, your reason... - Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine.
If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can
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I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner... - In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife.
[sound effect:
Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone
right now,
so after the tone, please leave your name and number...
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