Hello. This Is Ron's Answering Machine, Marvin, And I'm *so* Depressed.

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"Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner,
yet all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to
me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep."