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• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
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