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• Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
• To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
  BEEP>...
• Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
  Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone....
• b.g. music is frantic, violin oriented] "hello.
  you have reached xxx-xxxx. we are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
• This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
  (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)...
• he quiet, eerie vocal part of 'hello, earth' by kate bush] (after about 30 seconds)
  hello. you have reached xxx-xxxx. we can't come to the phone right now because we're at vespers....
• Note the spelling in this one!] After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what?
  You're only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn.......
• Deadpan voice:) Hi, This is Dave. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone.
• This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to... I mean, do FOR you.