This Is Alan. Leave Me A Message And Tell Me What I Can Do To...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to... I mean, do FOR you.
I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.
Do What I Mean!
A: What do you like for breakfast? B: I don't know, but does that mean if I go to McDonalds you'll make me something for free?
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
Useful Work Phrases: ** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist....