This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to... I mean, do FOR you.
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Yes,
I want you to leave... - Do What
I Mean... - A: What do you like for breakfast?
B: I don't know,
but does that mean if I go to McDonalds you'll make... - After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was
doing on Earth,
St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer... - Do_what(I_mean);
(what_I_said)... - Useful Work Phrases:
** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean...
From the same category:
- Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand,
not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted... - This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number,
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE.
SPEAK... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
Please leave your message, name and number at the sound...
