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• I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.
• Do What I Mean!
• A: What do you like for breakfast? B: I don't know, but does that mean if I go to McDonalds you'll make me something for free?
• After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
  Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
• The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
  I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
  Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
• Do_what(I_mean); !(what_I_said)
• Useful Work Phrases: ** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  ** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist....