Related:

• Deadpan voice:) Hi, This is Dave. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone.
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
• Note the spelling in this one!] After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what?
  You're only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn.......
• Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done.
  .. (Cachunk!)...
• Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
  Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
• Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
• Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done .
  ... {Cachunk!}...
• It was a glitch and - IT'S GONE! I'm back!
• Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
  If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....