A guy was in a record store to buy a 45-rpm record of his favorite song. After
he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and
getting his wallet, he decided to get a five-finger discount (shoplift), so he
put it down his pants. Well, as he was leaving the store, the cashier stopped
him and said, "Excuse me, but is that a record in your pants?"
To this, he responded, "It may not be a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."
he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and
getting his wallet, he decided to get a five-finger discount (shoplift), so he
put it down his pants. Well, as he was leaving the store, the cashier stopped
him and said, "Excuse me, but is that a record in your pants?"
To this, he responded, "It may not be a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."
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