My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favorite song.

My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of
his favorite song. After he located it, he realized that he forgot his
wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get
a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants. Well,
as we were leaving the store, the cashier stopped him and said, "Excuse me,
but is that a record in your pants?" To this he responded, "It may not be
a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."




Yea, I know it didn't really happen, but I felt like telling my joke in this
manner :-).


mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu