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From: mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu (John Mullen)
Subject: Stolen record
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Date: 10 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT
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My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of
his favorite song. After he located it, he realized that he forgot his
wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get
a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants. Well,
as we were leaving the store, the cashier stopped him and said, "Excuse me,
but is that a record in your pants?" To this he responded, "It may not be
a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."
Yea, I know it didn't really happen, but I felt like telling my joke in this
manner :-).
mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu
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From: mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu (John Mullen)
Subject: Stolen record
Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Date: 10 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT
Organization: Carnegie-Mellon University, CS/RI
Approved: funny@looking.UUCP
My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of
his favorite song. After he located it, he realized that he forgot his
wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get
a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants. Well,
as we were leaving the store, the cashier stopped him and said, "Excuse me,
but is that a record in your pants?" To this he responded, "It may not be
a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."
Yea, I know it didn't really happen, but I felt like telling my joke in this
manner :-).
mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu
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