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• How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three.
  One to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars....
• How many Iraqis does it take to eat a opossum? 3, one to eat and 2 to watch for cars.
• Q: Why does it take three Cajuns to eat a possum? A
  Because it requires two just to look out for cars....
• How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) All of them. 2) Only one. They'll screw anything....
• Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4 to hold the chair up, and 15 to drink moonshine until the room starts turning around....
• Q: How many Kentuckians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A1: All of them A2: Only one.... they'll screw anything....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....