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• Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4 to hold the chair up, and 15 to drink moonshine until the room starts turning around....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• Q: How many Kentuckians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A1: All of them A2: Only one.... they'll screw anything....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Reagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) What light bulb? 2) Nancy.
• How many Spinks handlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money....
• How many Indiana University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...