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• Q:" How many Hoosiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Twenty. One to hold the bulb, four to hold the chair, and fifteen to drink Moonshine until the room spins around....
• How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) All of them. 2) Only one. They'll screw anything....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• A San Diego State student (formerly of Indiana) reached his twenty-first birthday without discovering the sexual pleasures a woman could provide.
  One evening his roommate (formerly from Walnut Creek) gives the virgin (who shall remain nameless but his initials are Thomas Earl Middleton) some cash and sends him to a house of ill repute, and instructs him to tell the madam of the house he's a virgin and ask for the most experienced woman....
• Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to pull out the chair from under him!...
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....