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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Five. One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
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  1) All of them. 2) Only one. They'll screw anything....
• How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
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• How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None of your damn business! 2) Five. One to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....