On a shopping trip to Green Bay, the "Big City," a yupper bought a 24-piece
jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle
was finished. "Look what I done, Ole," he said proudly to a visiting neigh-
bor. "That's surely somethin', Sven. How long it take you?" "Only two weeks,"
replied Sven. "Never done a puzzle myself," Ole said, "Is two weeks fast?"
"Darn tootin'," Sven said, "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four
years' ..."
jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle
was finished. "Look what I done, Ole," he said proudly to a visiting neigh-
bor. "That's surely somethin', Sven. How long it take you?" "Only two weeks,"
replied Sven. "Never done a puzzle myself," Ole said, "Is two weeks fast?"
"Darn tootin'," Sven said, "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four
years' ..."
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