Steve Wright: I Went To The Eye Doctor And Found Out I Needed Glasses For Reading.

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Steve Wright:

I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for
reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses.

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency
Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.