Steve Wright:
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for
reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses.
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency
Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
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I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for
reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses.
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency
Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
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