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  They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole....
• Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
  The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked there were....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
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• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
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• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....