A Physicist, A Statistician, And A (pure) Mathematician Go To The Races And Place Bets On Horses.
A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses.
The physicist's horse comes in last. "I don't understand it. I have determined each horse's strength through a series of careful
The statistician's horse does a little bit better, but still fails miserably. "How is this possible? I have statistically evaluated the
results of all races for the past month."
They both look at the mathematician whose horse came in first. "How did you do it?"
"Well", he explains. "First, I assumed that all horses were identical and spherical..."
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one Saturday and laid their money down.
Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money....
A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much for the mathematician's taste...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in time trials.
However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
Professor Dirac, a famous Applied Mathematician-Physicist, had a horse shoe over his desk.
One day a student asked if he really believed that a horse shoe brought luck....
Amazing! Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record.
Out of my last 15 races, I've won 8!" Another horse breaks in, "Well out of my last 27 races, I've won 19!...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....