-- P. Erdos

- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdo
- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems"
-- P.

Erdos Jim Lewis, UC-Berkeley... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - Let epsilon be less than zero...
*<font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device*...

Tell it at a party, and those who laugh must be mathematicians. - All obvious theorems are true.
-- Pommersheim's Principle
All true theorems are obvious.

-- Keane's Kriterio... - A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.

Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire.... - A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.

Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire.... - A mathematician has been invited to speak at a conference.

His talk is announced as <p>*Proof of the Riemann hypothesis*....