A Floral Apology...
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As
the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man
burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm
sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please
have those roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you forget your wedding
"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's