A Floral Apology...
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As
the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man
burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm
sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please
have those roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you forget your wedding
anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's
hard drive."
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As
the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man
burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm
sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please
have those roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you forget your wedding
anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's
hard drive."
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