Two Lesbians North Of The Town Made Sixty-nine Love On The Ground.
Limericks - Dirty
Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned.
A Letter from your mama... Dear Son: I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved....
The 3 stages of marriage, lust, rust and du
STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
(since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1....
There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones.
John was married but Joe, the other brother was single and the owner of a small delapidated boat....
Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any.
So they carefully made some plates and printed some up, and went to a small town to try them out....
There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
Love-Lust 'Whats the Difference ?' (at 3 in the morning)