There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was
married and the other one was single. It happened that John's
wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later a
kindly old lady met Joe on the street, and mistaking him for John
said " Oh, Mr. Jones, I was so sorry to hear of your great loss,
you must feel terrible. John replied, "Well I am not a bit
sorry. She was a rotten old thing from the start to the finish.
Her bottom was all chewed up, she smelled of fish and from the
time that I got her. She made water faster than anything. She
had a bad crack and a hole in the front--the hole got larger
every time I used her and she leaked like everything; but here is
Four guys asked if they could rent her for the night. I
warned them that she wasn't so hot but they said they would have
a go at her anyhow. The result was that the fools tried to get
into her all at once and it was too much for her and she split
right up the middle. Before Joe could say another word about his
boat, the old lady fainted on the spot.
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