There Were Two Identical Twin Brothers By The Name Of Jones.

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There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones.
John was married but Joe, the other brother was single and
the owner of a small delapidated boat.

It happened that the same day that John's wife died,Joe's boat sank.
A kind old lady met Joe on the street and mistaking him for his
brother John, said, "Oh Mr. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of your great
loss. You must feel terrible." Joe said, "Well, I'm not a bit sorry.
She was rotten from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up; she
smelled of old fish even from the first time I got on her. She made
water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad hole in the
front, and a big crack in the back. The hole kept getting bigger every
time I used her. It got so I could handle her all right, but when
anyone else used her, she leaked all over the place.
What finished her, though, was four guys from the other side of town
came over looking for a good time. They asked if they could use her
and I rented her, but warned them that she wasn't too hot. But they
insisted that they would like to give her a try. The result was that
the crazy fools all tried to get into her at once. The strain was too
much for her, she cracked right down the middle."

The old lady fainted.