160 There Was A Young Fellow From Florida Who Liked A Friend's Wife, So He Borrowed Her.
160 There was a young fellow from Florida
Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed
He cried, "God strike me dead!
This ain't a cunt -- it's a corridor!"
Man in a pub with a friend. A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while he was out at the pub....
A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.
One evening, the boy's father passed outside his bedroom and was pleased to hear him kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers....
Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
FROM: B.H. SUBJECT: Chauvinist from Hell! Well, I heard this joke from a rather drunk friend of mine.
The clincher is, he told it in front of his wife....
1999 DARWIN AWARDS Yes, folks, it's time again for the 1999 Darwin Awards.
For those sheltered few of you who are not fully aware of the Darwin Award...
A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
14 There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate gal.
He leapt from the bed, To the toilet he sped...
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.