This guy goes to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in
NYC. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to
"This is a nice place. I've never been here." The first guys says.
"Oh, really?" The other replies, "It's also a very special bar."
"Why is that?" the first guy asks
"Well you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh
and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
"Gee, that's amazing!" the first guy says.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right?
Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out
you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back
"No way. that's impossible." the first guy replies.
"Not at all, take a look." the other man replies and walks over to the
window followed closely by the first man.
He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops
10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop and whoosh! He comes right
back up and sails back through a window.
"See, it's fun. You should try it " he says
"Try it? I don't even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.
"It's easy. Watch. I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the
window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop and
whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through a window.
"Go ahead, give it a try, its a blast." he says
"Well what the heck. OK, I'll give it a try," the first mans says and
proceeds to fall out of the window. He falls
10...20...30...40...50...100...200...300...400...500...1000 feet and SPLAT!
ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk below.
After calmly watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy
casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink.
The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know Superman, you're a
real ****** when you're drunk."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...