127 There Was A Young Bride Of Antigua Whose Husband Said, "Dear Me, How Big You Are!

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127 There was a young bride of Antigua
Whose husband said, "Dear me, how big you are!"
Said the girl, "What damn'd rot!
Why, you've only felt my twot,
My legs and my arse and my figua!"

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