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• There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
• 129 There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
  With this vibrant device He could reach, in a trice, The innermost parts of a wench....
• There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
  His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....
• There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall.
• 26 A young man by a girl was desired To give her the thrills she required, But he died of old age Ere his cock could assuage The volcanic desire it inspired.
• 132 There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt.
  She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front....
• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• 172 There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
  She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together....
• 175 A fellow whose surname was Hunt Trained his cock to perform a slick stu
  This versatile spout Could be turned inside out, Like a glove, and be used a s a cunt....