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• Said a lecherous fellow named Shea, When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay, "You must seize it, and squeeze it, And tease it, and please it, For Rome wasn`t built in a day.
• There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall.
• Mr. Bus Driver began his route in the usual way one morning, although the turnout was quite unique, here is his story
  His bus was named the 'Sesame Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived on or from another source somewhere in his youth....
• NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!!
• .. No, nurse! Dammit! I said to prick his boil!
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• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.
• 78 There was a young fellow from Parma Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
  Said the damsel, demure, "You'll excuse me, I'm sure, But I must say you fuck like a farmer....
• No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!!