Mr. Bus Driver began his route in the usual way one morning, although the
turnout was quite unique, here is his story: His bus was named the 'Sesame
Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived on or from another source
somewhere in his youth. His first passengers for the day were two passen-
gers named Patty and Patty; yes, they were twins, and they were quite heavy.
The next stop was Mr. Bus Driver's favorite as Ross got on and said hello.
Though Ross was slow, he was a nice enough fellow. A new fellow who the
driver hadn't met before was introduced at the third stop (for the driver
as Lester Chin. Lester had a slight foot problem and after he got on the
bus, he proceded to remove his shoes and pick at the corns on his feet -
which the bus driver ignored, possibly because he was pretty disgusted.
It was near the end of the route, and the passengers were getting ready
to disembark, when Mr. Bus Driver pulled up alongside a fellow busdriver.
"What have you got today?" the other bus driver asked. Mr. Bus Driver
answered, "Two obese Pattys, special Ross, and Lester Chin picking bunyons
on the Sesame Street bus ..."
turnout was quite unique, here is his story: His bus was named the 'Sesame
Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived on or from another source
somewhere in his youth. His first passengers for the day were two passen-
gers named Patty and Patty; yes, they were twins, and they were quite heavy.
The next stop was Mr. Bus Driver's favorite as Ross got on and said hello.
Though Ross was slow, he was a nice enough fellow. A new fellow who the
driver hadn't met before was introduced at the third stop (for the driver
as Lester Chin. Lester had a slight foot problem and after he got on the
bus, he proceded to remove his shoes and pick at the corns on his feet -
which the bus driver ignored, possibly because he was pretty disgusted.
It was near the end of the route, and the passengers were getting ready
to disembark, when Mr. Bus Driver pulled up alongside a fellow busdriver.
"What have you got today?" the other bus driver asked. Mr. Bus Driver
answered, "Two obese Pattys, special Ross, and Lester Chin picking bunyons
on the Sesame Street bus ..."
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Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
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I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
