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• No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!!
• No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
• NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacle
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  The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....
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  The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to before.
  On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....