A Bottle Of Perfume: After Being Away On Business, Tim Thought It Would Be Nice To Bring His Wife A Little Gift.

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A Bottle Of Perfume:
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife
a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for
$30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
....The clerk handed him a mirror.

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