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• How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
• Q:" How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the White House?
  "A:" None, the president wants to be kept in the dark....
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A:: None of your damn business!...
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right... I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....