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• Q:" How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with Jell-O....
• How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....