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• Q:" How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One if at home, but on school time, four....
• Q:" How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if at home, but on school time, four.
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Q:" How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...