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• How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if at home, but on school time, four.
• Q:" How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb (on the space shuttle)?
  "A:" 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• How many Musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....
• Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....