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• Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q:" How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand our leaflets....
• Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...