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• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's throat....
• Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: (in a very loud voice) ONE!
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him....
• Q. How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink beer until the room spins....