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• How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, .. IT JUST DOES!!!!
• Q. How many chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but it will take six visits.
• Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's throat....
• Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him....
• Q. How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink beer until the room spins....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• Q: How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Three. One to change it and two to declare that the entire Jewish population is behind their actions....