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  A: A tree in a golden forest. A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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  1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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  A: Two: One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q:" How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....