Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins.

Q: How many Italians dows it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to shoot the witness.

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket.

How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a
light bulb?
220!
- one to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is
actually changed
- one to write a speech about why the other cadidates can't even spell
"lightbulbe"
- eighteen to find out what the other candidates did wehn the
lightbulb failed
- another twohundred to find out what the other candidate's families
think about lightbulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general,
any form of energy.