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  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientatio...