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• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it in....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....