Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation

- How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.... - How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.... - How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three--One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it in.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.... - How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J.... - How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.... - How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.... - How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....