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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
  A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
  A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!...
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla? A: A Hairy Reasoner!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!